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Faith Without Works
Larry J. Sanders
Aug 9, 2022
Faith Without Works
Larry J. Sanders
Aug 9, 2022

For two leagues that are predominantly Black and brown, and in a country that pays Black women 64 cents to every dollar paid a white male, the NBA is uniquely positioned to make one of the boldest statements regarding women’s and civil rights that this nation — this planet — has ever seen.

Larry J. Sanders
Aug 9, 2022
The Ball Is In the Warriors' Court
Larry J. Sanders
Nov 13, 2020
The Ball Is In the Warriors' Court
Larry J. Sanders
Nov 13, 2020

Crazy enough, what might be the most stable organization in the National Basketball Association, that franchise roughly 400 miles to the north of Chino Hills, is in pole position to bring LaMelo Ball in the fold. And maybe even crazier, I think he’s the obvious choice for the Golden State Warriors in this year’s NBA draft.

Larry J. Sanders
Nov 13, 2020
The Perfect Sports Villain
Larry J. Sanders
Jan 27, 2020
The Perfect Sports Villain
Larry J. Sanders
Jan 27, 2020

I almost chose to sit this eulogy out. I mean, transparently, making fun of Kobe’s eccentricities has been a favorite pastime of mine for two decades. His scuffle with Chris Childs remains quality content, to this day. He semi-pursued a music career, and enlisted Tyra Banks for his only single. I used to make fun of his mini-fro just because I thought it looked dumb. (In hindsight, he started the era of the thot fro twenty years ago. A man truly ahead of his time.)

Larry J. Sanders
Jan 27, 2020
Takeaways from Game 1
Larry J. Sanders
Jun 1, 2018
Takeaways from Game 1
Larry J. Sanders
Jun 1, 2018

It’s insane LeBron continues to play these 48-minute games in Season 15, but I have no reason to believe he’ll slow down, either. And, to his credit, he has a short memory: for better or worse, he’ll be kicking the ball to Earl for open 3s on Sunday as if nothing happened tonight. He doesn’t really have a choice, no. But I’m not doubting the guy again.

Larry J. Sanders
Jun 1, 2018
I Hate Sam Presti (Death of a Dynasty II)
Larry J. Sanders
Mar 9, 2018
I Hate Sam Presti (Death of a Dynasty II)
Larry J. Sanders
Mar 9, 2018

On October 27, 2012, around 6PM London time, I learned the Thunder traded James Harden to the Houston Rockets. The Thunder vaguely claimed they were unable to reach an agreement on a contract extension; James was seeking a maximum contract of $60 million over 4 years, which the Thunder countered by asking him to take a $4.5 million discount. The Thunder traded away their third head over a mid-level exception.

Larry J. Sanders
Mar 9, 2018
WSH's 2018 NBA All-Star Selections
Larry J. Sanders
Jan 18, 2018
WSH's 2018 NBA All-Star Selections
Larry J. Sanders
Jan 18, 2018

Having watched an inordinate amount of hoop this year (shoutout to my Warriors-exclusive League Pass subscription), I think I’m around 77% qualified to tick off who I believe should make this year’s All-Star team. Plus, I needed to get my selections on the website before the official choices for the game's starters come out in like five minutes. Drumroll, please...

Larry J. Sanders
Jan 18, 2018
Black Superstar Power: The Political Awakening of the Millennial Athlete
Larry J. Sanders
Oct 4, 2017
Black Superstar Power: The Political Awakening of the Millennial Athlete
Larry J. Sanders
Oct 4, 2017

Sure, continue to ignore all the intentional system failures harming people of color in the name of pretending we don’t have a legitimate gripe. Let’s also pretend these wealthy, black athletes weren’t dead broke once-upon-a-time, because in this fantasy, they shouldn’t complain about anything! They don’t have it bad at all! Or — even better — let’s continue to pretend that America has this spotless history, that the many terrible things happening right now in the United States — white supremacist rallies, mass shootings by domestic terrorists, the election of an incompetent imbecile to run the country — are just aberrations and not the byproduct of backlash from the eight years prior, anger not only of a black man being President, but of him being damned good at it, too.

Larry J. Sanders
Oct 4, 2017
Death of a Dynasty
Larry J. Sanders
Jul 31, 2016
Death of a Dynasty
Larry J. Sanders
Jul 31, 2016

Oklahoma City had been blessed with THREE generational talents, plus a guy overqualified to be a team's fourth option, and have absolutely nothing to show for it. You need luck to win a title, sure, but that luck seemed to come in the players they'd been gifted. And they blew it.

Larry J. Sanders
Jul 31, 2016
Lórenzo's Way-Too-Late 2016 NBA Finals Analysis
Larry J. Sanders
Jul 31, 2016
Lórenzo's Way-Too-Late 2016 NBA Finals Analysis
Larry J. Sanders
Jul 31, 2016

I don’t know if these really classify at ‘hot takes.’ I’d consider these more as thoughts I had entering the game and observations made during. I really wanted to write all of these in the immediate aftermath of the game, but I figured giving myself a day or two to sit on them might prove that these thoughts were far more emotional than logical.

A month later, and naw. I believe everything I thought then and that I’ll write now. But, some of you might view these as still very scorching opinions here, and the catchphrase ‘hot take’ seems good for clickbait, but whatever. To begin:

Larry J. Sanders
Jul 31, 2016
Lórenzo and the Frustrating, Annoying, Perplexing, Distressing Detroit Tigers
Larry J. Sanders
Jun 8, 2016
Lórenzo and the Frustrating, Annoying, Perplexing, Distressing Detroit Tigers
Larry J. Sanders
Jun 8, 2016

Year after year after year, the Tigers have gone after the "superstar" deemed necessary to get us over the proverbial hump: Dontrelle Willis, Prince Fielder, David Price. Still no rings to show for it.

Larry J. Sanders
Jun 8, 2016
Long Live the Chef
Larry J. Sanders
May 16, 2016
Long Live the Chef
Larry J. Sanders
May 16, 2016

I can safely say I watched more Warriors game than Pistons and Thunder games combined this season, cackling at the screen like a madman, in total disbelief of what I'm watching. I expect every three-pointer to drop, every ridiculous floater to somehow amount to two points. And half the time, they do. Must be a wonderful feeling to know you've got a fifty percent chance of success when you play the way he does. It just doesn’t make much sense.

Larry J. Sanders
May 16, 2016
Dear Chauncey
Larry J. Sanders
Feb 19, 2016
Dear Chauncey
Larry J. Sanders
Feb 19, 2016

I cannot remember the first time I'd heard about you, but I know it was while I was super young. I'd never heard a name like yours, and I thought it was so dope. Chauncey Billups. I rooted for you to be good because you have one of the greatest names ever. I was a simple kid.

Larry J. Sanders
Feb 19, 2016
On Bean's Retirement
Larry J. Sanders
Nov 30, 2015
On Bean's Retirement
Larry J. Sanders
Nov 30, 2015

Christmas 1999, my dad and stepmom got me NBA Courtside for Nintendo 64 with the cover athlete being none other than a 19-year-old Kobe Bean Bryant. Granted, I’d never really seen the guy play, but my 7-year-old mind couldn’t comprehend the hype. His afro looked stupid. He didn’t even start. He played for the Lakers. His afro looked really really stupid. On this side of the country, I watched Grant Hill and Vince Carter and Allen Iverson get buckets and, from my perspective, Kobe couldn’t have been any better than them. What had this dude done to deserve a video game cover?

Larry J. Sanders
Nov 30, 2015
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